WEBVTT 00:04.650 --> 00:06.150 - I'm so glad to get out of the dorms. 00:06.150 --> 00:08.200 - Yeah, I've been cooped up in there all weekend. 00:08.200 --> 00:09.115 Thank you. 00:09.115 --> 00:09.948 - Sweet! 00:09.948 --> 00:10.781 - Yeah, let's go. 00:12.700 --> 00:13.533 Bro, 00:13.533 --> 00:15.120 where's my car? 00:15.120 --> 00:17.091 - Oh where is your car? 00:17.091 --> 00:21.544 (feet sliding on gravel) (whimsical music) 00:21.544 --> 00:22.790 The car! - The car! 00:22.790 --> 00:23.623 (whimsical music) 00:23.623 --> 00:25.706 (typing) 00:28.489 --> 00:31.010 (typewriter bell) 00:31.010 --> 00:33.880 - Oh, hello. (jazzy harmonica music) 00:33.880 --> 00:37.160 Let me tell you the story of how I lost my car 00:37.160 --> 00:40.170 but found some fun places on JBER. 00:40.170 --> 00:41.090 You see, 00:41.090 --> 00:42.000 I was in my room. 00:42.000 --> 00:42.833 Layman hit me up. 00:42.833 --> 00:46.350 He wanted to go to the Over Ski area, 00:46.350 --> 00:47.813 even though there's no snow. 00:50.190 --> 00:52.773 (upbeat music) 00:58.303 --> 00:59.136 - Oh. 01:01.144 --> 01:02.610 Man. 01:02.610 --> 01:04.483 I like to roll down the hills. 01:06.050 --> 01:07.890 Big hills. 01:07.890 --> 01:10.900 - We instead went all around to the places 01:10.900 --> 01:14.310 and retraced my steps to find my car. 01:14.310 --> 01:16.600 It was the Elmendorf gym, 01:16.600 --> 01:18.380 and there we discovered 01:18.380 --> 01:19.213 nothing. 01:19.213 --> 01:20.046 It was nothing. 01:20.046 --> 01:20.879 I discovered the floor. 01:23.730 --> 01:25.380 - Goodness. 01:25.380 --> 01:27.500 Yeah, he hit the ground hard. 01:27.500 --> 01:28.810 - Don't-don't show it to them. 01:28.810 --> 01:29.643 Hey, hey. 01:32.260 --> 01:33.535 After that 01:33.535 --> 01:34.368 we went to the BX. 01:35.610 --> 01:38.040 Checked out the exchange side of it. 01:38.040 --> 01:39.793 Then we went to the commissary. 01:41.250 --> 01:43.653 And uh, you know, bought some groceries. 01:47.112 --> 01:47.945 And 01:47.945 --> 01:48.778 didn't find it. 01:48.778 --> 01:49.993 All I found was the floor. 01:51.320 --> 01:52.163 Roll that tape. 01:53.860 --> 01:54.693 'Cause that's on film. 01:54.693 --> 01:57.970 Right, we went to what we thought were the campgrounds, 01:57.970 --> 01:58.820 and they weren't. 02:02.307 --> 02:04.423 Oh God, they were not the campgrounds. 02:06.090 --> 02:08.780 Went to Outdoor Rec, had some fun, 02:08.780 --> 02:10.230 tried to see if it was there. 02:11.130 --> 02:11.963 It was not. 02:13.307 --> 02:15.240 Tested my abilities with rock climbing. 02:15.240 --> 02:17.080 I realized I was a god. 02:17.080 --> 02:17.913 We were done for the day, 02:17.913 --> 02:19.250 didn't want to go to any more places. 02:19.250 --> 02:20.083 We were tired. 02:20.083 --> 02:21.970 So instead (sighs) 02:21.970 --> 02:22.803 Back home. 02:23.990 --> 02:25.330 And lo 02:25.330 --> 02:26.810 and behold. 02:26.810 --> 02:27.710 - There's the car. 02:29.656 --> 02:30.913 - [Tall airman] We found it. 02:32.920 --> 02:34.123 - It was three spaces. 02:35.010 --> 02:35.843 Count them. 02:35.843 --> 02:36.676 One. 02:36.676 --> 02:37.509 Two. 02:38.758 --> 02:39.591 Three. 02:39.591 --> 02:40.424 Three spaces. 02:43.330 --> 02:44.470 - You know, 02:44.470 --> 02:46.250 I might have gotten beaten up 02:46.250 --> 02:47.083 but 02:48.220 --> 02:49.320 I got to have fun. 02:49.320 --> 02:51.170 I got out of my room. 02:51.170 --> 02:53.060 And even with all the fun places that we went, 02:53.060 --> 02:55.260 there was still so much more we could do. 02:55.260 --> 02:58.560 So, that's what I'm taking away from all that. 02:58.560 --> 02:59.393 All that.