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- So, Hawaii,

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brand new.

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It's my first duty station.

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It's been a little rough,

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but one thing I get to look
forward to is Halloween.

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- All right, so that's
everything for initial feedback.

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I think you're really going to excel here.

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And I see you're getting
into the Halloween spirit.

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That's great.

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However, I just wanna caution you

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about how dangerous
Halloween can really be.

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- Sergeant Brown, Halloween is harmless.

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How could it be dangerous?

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- So last year for Halloween,
Sergeant Brown decided

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to go as a burglar, and then he decided

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to trick or treat by himself.

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Oddly enough I don't think
he thought that one through.

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(phone rings)

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- (mumbles) Public Affairs,
how can I help you?

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- (indistinct wailing)

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warning you about the
dangers of Halloween.

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- This voice sounds familiar,
is this Sergeant Brown?

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- (wailing)

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No!

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- Hey R Baxter, you want some candy?

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- Yes please.

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- Never eat unwrapped Halloween candy.

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I'm failing to warn (mumbles) Baxter

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about the dangers of Halloween,

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so I'm gonna have to step my game up.

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Alright I think we're done here,

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I'm just gonna put away my knife.

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(shrieks)

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Look at how dangerous Halloween is!

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- Man, today was rough.

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I know Sergeant Brown means well

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but he's really getting on my nerves

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with this Halloween safety stuff.

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I guess I'll just go home
and try to forget about it.

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- (mumbles) Baxter, look out
for pedestrians this Halloween.

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- Sergeant Brown, what are you doing?

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- I'm reflective man,
I'm keeping you safe.

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I saved (mumbles) Baxter's
life by warning her

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about the dangers of Halloween

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and by being reflective man,

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who knows how many other lives I've saved?

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Who's saved more lives,

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reflective man or Superman?

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I would say reflective man,
because Superman isn't real.