WEBVTT 00:06.447 --> 00:09.030 (cheery music) 00:13.693 --> 00:15.334 (boom) 00:15.334 --> 00:16.167 (laughing) 00:16.167 --> 00:18.530 - I forgot it, okay wait, you can come. 00:18.530 --> 00:19.523 I forgot the gate. 00:20.549 --> 00:23.132 (cheery music) 00:25.290 --> 00:26.470 Here on the second floor-- 00:26.470 --> 00:28.417 Oh my god I said second floor (laughing). 00:29.622 --> 00:31.539 (beep) 00:35.226 --> 00:37.520 Was that you John Wayne, 00:37.520 --> 00:38.763 is this me? 00:40.005 --> 00:42.172 (yawning) 00:43.171 --> 00:44.004 (beep) 00:44.004 --> 00:45.153 Hey are you ready to go? 00:46.730 --> 00:47.963 Where's your mask? 00:49.270 --> 00:51.578 (sighs) Look, okay wait 00:51.578 --> 00:53.378 (laughing) oh my god I'm messing up! 00:54.910 --> 00:57.000 What do you mean you don't know what ad hoc is? 00:57.000 --> 00:59.920 Ad hoc is how I can receive emergency updates on things 00:59.920 --> 01:03.227 like gate closures, and the Facebook page is where I can-- 01:04.760 --> 01:07.660 (laughing) 01:07.660 --> 01:08.528 Okay. 01:08.528 --> 01:10.118 (beep) 01:10.118 --> 01:12.263 (sighs) What is that on my car? 01:13.430 --> 01:15.140 Somebody should have told me there are different-- 01:15.140 --> 01:15.993 Oh my god I messed up! 01:15.993 --> 01:18.180 It's okay wait I'm gonna do better, wait, okay. 01:18.180 --> 01:19.483 To my car? 01:20.740 --> 01:22.009 I guess-- 01:22.009 --> 01:24.623 Okay wait I'm just not gonna pick it up next time. 01:26.101 --> 01:31.023 (sighs) Oh I spit, wait I spit (laughing) okay wait. 01:33.240 --> 01:34.850 Right now the Brits-- 01:34.850 --> 01:37.810 Oh my god, that's tripping me up, okay. 01:37.810 --> 01:38.730 - [Man] Yeah. 01:38.730 --> 01:40.190 - Right now, the busserts-- 01:40.190 --> 01:42.230 oh my god I keep saying busserts oh my god, 01:42.230 --> 01:44.907 okay I got this, wait I'm gonna wait for that car to go. 01:44.907 --> 01:45.740 (beep) 01:45.740 --> 01:46.573 Can someone cog-- 01:48.230 --> 01:49.580 Can somebody call the neck? 01:51.270 --> 01:52.623 Can someone call the neck? 01:54.389 --> 01:56.360 (beep) 01:56.360 --> 01:57.362 Ready. 01:57.362 --> 01:59.280 (beep) My car! 01:59.280 --> 02:01.060 Somebody should have told me there's no overnight 02:01.060 --> 02:02.207 parking here (sighs). 02:04.428 --> 02:06.958 (laughing) Wait, wait I'm sorry I'm gonna do that again. 02:06.958 --> 02:09.860 (beep) Program where SFL-TAP helps soldiers with 02:09.860 --> 02:11.760 their transition out of the military, 02:11.760 --> 02:14.277 by providing services, such as job-- 02:15.520 --> 02:16.385 I keep wanting to say-- 02:16.385 --> 02:18.260 (beep) Okay I guess there are different rules 02:18.260 --> 02:20.100 for different parking lots. 02:20.100 --> 02:22.790 Yeah I'm never gonna get a ticket you guys. 02:22.790 --> 02:24.503 Knock on wood, okay, ready. 02:26.740 --> 02:28.467 Oh man what is that stuck-- 02:28.467 --> 02:32.920 (beep) Oh my, wait (laughing) can I say oh my gosh? 02:32.920 --> 02:34.213 Can I say oh my gosh? 02:34.213 --> 02:38.440 (beep) Oh my gosh, what is that stuck to my car? 02:38.440 --> 02:39.550 Wait, that sounded weird 02:39.550 --> 02:41.964 because I picked it up before, okay. 02:41.964 --> 02:43.980 (beep) We're at Camp Humphreys, a day filled with 02:43.980 --> 02:45.683 spooky fun for everyone. 02:47.622 --> 02:49.853 I'm sorry I can't remember anything. 02:53.117 --> 02:54.533 And then I look at that okay. 02:55.536 --> 02:57.554 (laughing) There's gonna be like a million bloopers, okay. 02:57.554 --> 02:59.843 (sighs) Don't they know who I am? 03:00.890 --> 03:03.410 Some (laughing) wait, okay wait. 03:03.410 --> 03:04.692 I forgot my line! 03:04.692 --> 03:07.809 (beep) Okay, this is it, okay. 03:07.809 --> 03:09.726 (beep) 03:11.369 --> 03:12.875 Okay, ready. 03:12.875 --> 03:13.708 Okay. 03:14.954 --> 03:18.623 Oh my gosh, what is that stuck to my car? 03:20.300 --> 03:23.372 Don't they know, wait (laughing) 03:23.372 --> 03:24.205 Wait-- 03:24.205 --> 03:25.195 - [Man] Don't they know my lines? 03:25.195 --> 03:27.039 (beep) 03:27.039 --> 03:29.622 (sci fi noise) 03:32.990 --> 03:34.850 - Hey, they've sent me back to tell you, 03:34.850 --> 03:35.683 I messed up. 03:38.290 --> 03:39.190 - [Man] Humphreys.