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I'm a worksite menace

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and I've been working here for 10 years

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safety smafty

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so overrated

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this hat all it does is mess up my hair

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and this vest, it's the worst
fashion statement

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and steel-toed boots, are you kidding me?

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in these I'm light on my feet

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around the job site I'm here to make
your day a statistic

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or you can follow your company safety procedures

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and avoid any encounters with 
chaos like me