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- Remember which episode that is.

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Okay.

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Is this going to be loud enough?

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Should I maybe out this higher?

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- [Sound Person] Nope, we're good.

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- I think I put it here it'd be better.

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♪ Have a holly, jolly Christmas ♪

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♪ It's the best time of the year ♪

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- [Interviewer] Rob Schneider,
can you explain briefly

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your reason for visiting Korea?

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- Well, you know, it's a
great service that our men

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and women do in our armed forces.

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And I'm very happy that the
Armed Forces Entertainment

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asked me to come out and
entertain the troops, say hi,

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give 'em a hug and hopefully
give them a few laughs.

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They better.

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And I feel real fortunate.

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My brother was stationed
out here, Stanley,

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Stanley Schneider, back in the '70s.

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And I used to get letters from him

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and I would say, "Where
is that place, Korea?".

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So, yeah, I was here once
before for a USO show

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and had a great time.

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And I'm lookin' forward to comin' back

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and I'm here!

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I'm lookin' forward to tellin' some jokes

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and, you know, seein' what
kind of begogi they have now.

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- [Interviewer] What's it like giving back

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to the military here in Korea?

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- Well, it's great.

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It's amazing to me, the
service men and women who are

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from small towns, like some
places in upstate New York

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or Utah or in Texas or Oklahoma.

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And it's a long way from home.

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So it's nice that they
remember some of the old movies

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that I did with Adam Sandler
and some of my movies

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and it reminds them of their childhood

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or hopefully it reminds them of somethin'.

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And it's just good to give a feel of that,

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bringing some of that back home feel here

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and let them know that we're
grateful for their service

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and happy to be here and
hopefully make 'em laugh hard.

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- [Interviewer] Have you
been to Korea before?

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- Yeah, I was here, I did
a USO show a while back

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and I just remember being in Seoul

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and I called Quenton Tarantino

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and said, "Dude, they
got your movie here!"

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and he said, "What, it's not out yet."

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"Well, it's out here.

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"We got a DVD of it.

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"I just saw it in the back
of a van, downtown Seoul."

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He said, "What?"

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Yeah, so you get your
movies before they come out.

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You guys get your movies here

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before they're shot maybe even.

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But anyway, yeah, so I had a great time.

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It's beautiful city, beautiful
country, South Korea.

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They're building a lot around here.

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They're turning this into
a pretty big city I think,

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Camp Humphreys, so I
was interesting to see

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what it's gonna turn into.

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It's pretty huge right now.

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- [Interviewer] Do you
have any other family

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that served in the military?

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I read on Wikipedia, I don't
know how actual that is,

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that you had a grandfather
that served on the military?

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- My uncle, Fred Schneider,
made movies during World War II,

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which is the best gig you could get.

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He said he was up in Alaska
freezing his nuts off

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and then he said, "You know, the Japanese,

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"they didn't have any reinforcements

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"so they were in bad shape
up there, just freezing cold.

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"Then I got to go see the CO and he said,

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"you're shippin' out and
I said, where am I going,

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"it can't be any worse than this.

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"And he said, you're going to Hollywood.

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"Why?

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"Somebody got a picture of you

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"and they said you were kinda handsome

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"so they're shippin' you to Hollywood.

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"So I spent a year makin'
movies, doin' stuff."

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I said, "What kind of movies?"

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"Yeah but they had the greatest director.

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"We had John Ford, we had Frank Capra

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"and the greatest directors

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"and I was doin' stuff
like to prevent foot rot

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"for soldiers so they don't get trench rot

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"or whatever in the shoes,

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"just stuff like that.

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"And they said, why didn't
you stick around after

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"and stay in movies?"

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and he said, "Ah, because
I didn't know anybody.

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"I just did those movies and I went home."

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So I said, "You could
introduce me to Frank Capra."

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But that was in the '40s.

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Yeah, he was a sergeant major.

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And I said, "You were an officer."

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"I'm not an officer, I work for a living."

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So I remember him
yelling at me about that.

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But he was a good old guy.

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So that was my introduction
to show business

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was through my uncle.

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- [Interviewer] Is there
anything else you'd like to add?

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- Yeah, I just wanna say to
all the armed forces out there,

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Army, Navy, Air Force,
Marines, out here in Korea.

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I have one thing to say to all of you.

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You can do it!

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All night long!

