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- Are you tired of hitting your head

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^on these annoying overhead items?

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Well, I've got a brand new program with your name on it.

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It's called Hard-Hat Away.

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^With my revolutionary, brand new program,

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I'm gonna show you how to finally stop hitting your head

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once and for all.

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And ladies and gentlemen, it's as easy

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as one, two, three.

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^- Ever since joining Hard-Hat Away,

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^my life has become so my easier.

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^I don't hit my head on the overhead anymore.

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- With my new program, Hard-Hat Away,

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^we'll finally get rid of all those pesky neck problems,

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get rid of all those terrible headaches.

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We can finally live our lives in peace and happiness,

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when we'll walk done the P-way to the hanger deck.

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(crashing)

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(man sighing painfully)

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- [Man] Help.

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Corpsman up.

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^- Chevy Ford here with you again with a brand new,

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^completely different program.

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^It's called wear your hard hat, people.

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It's safe, it's smart, it's required,

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and it might just save your life.

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(upbeat, cheerful music)